Hatch Can’t Kill My Vibe

But breaking my toe can.

Ironic that I broke my toe right after joining Bee on this fitness (really though?) blog.

Ironic that I broke my toe with the very bricks I used at my first GORUCK event. THE BETRAYAL. Then again, they betrayed me for the entirety of every event by being heavy as shit.

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The doctor gave me a little shoe to wear and some crutches and I told him I’m absolutely using neither of those. He still made me practice with the crutches, probably for his own entertainment. And I’m still wearing my hospital bracelet so I can point to it when cars honk at me for walking too slowly across the street.

Fitness will have to wait, but bitching certainly won’t.

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